Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Scarlett Johansson is the Hot Bitch of the Month


I love Scarlett Johansson’s body. No seriously. Have you seen her rack? She has recently blogged about the rumors that she has dropped 14 pounds from strict eating and gruesome workout routines. She denied such irresponsible media coverage and wrote that she would have to lose both arms and a foot to be 14 pounds lighter. My first thought was that if she were to lose more weight, she would likely drop a few cup sizes, which would honestly be a tragedy.

What irked Scarlett the most was that impressionable young fans out there might read about the false claims and then adopt crash diets and strict exercise regimes when she has always advocated for healthy body images in all women.

She admits to working out a bit more for her role in Iron Man 2 that requires her to wear a catsuit get-up, but is not partaking in any overly rigorous diet and exercise routines. I didn’t watch Iron Man the first time around, but news of this catsuit guarantees my support for the second film.

I’m happy to hear that Ms. Johansson has no plans to skinny her ass up because she truly does have one of the hottest bodies on the silver screen.

In any case, Scarlett has a rocking ass body that lands her in my top 5 bitches. Her voluptuousness is nice to see in the land of the skinny, no breasts, and no booty. Her body is 75% of the reason I see her films. She happens to be a great actress, too which is really just coincidental in my mind.

And who the hell doesn’t like T & A?

Especially hers.

Hell yes. Scarlett Johansson is the hot bitch of the month.

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