I've been busy lately and haven't been following Paul Walker closely enough. Apparently, he has a new movie, Takers, coming out this weekend. I only saw a 15 second clip while I was watching t.v. with my peripheral vision, but I recognize a Paul Walker flick when I see one. Beautiful people. Action. Paul Walker's abs. Girls in bikinis. Fast cars. Shit blowing up.
Is it going to be Inception? No. But it is a hard boiled caper flick. Robbers. Cops. A femme fatale. Devious plans. Blah. Blah.
I could give a shit.
All that matters is: Paul. Walker.
Takers has an extra special treat: Hayden Christensen wearing a fancy hat.
Uh huh. That's right. Two hotties running around doing shit- who cares exactly what. There are other people in it, too. Matt Dillon. Jay Hernandez. Avatar girl. T.I. Michael Ealy. -Even more hot people doing shit. (Just try to ignore Chris Brown.)
They basically had a casting call for all the Hollywood pretty boys. You know who's missing? Mmmhmm. Matt Damon. Just kidding. He's probably making another Bourne movie or something.
Let's get real. It looks terrible as far as plot, character development, dialogue, blah, blah. But so does porn, right? And we all watch that so..... Buy your tickets. Paul Walker needs our support.
Check out the trailer for yourself. The movie should be renamed: Pretty Boys Doing Shit.
