Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Top 5 Hot Pieces of 2009

As 2009 comes to end, it's time to reflect. This is my top 5 list of hot pieces of 2009.

James Franco



Why? For going on General Hospital for the fuck of it, working towards his MFA in writing, and putting on a kick ass Christmas show on SNL. –The sexiest episode of the year.

Aziz Ansari



He is hilarious, absolutely adorable, and inspiration for all brown kids that grew up in the Deep South that one day despite what we were told growing up in this area, we, too, can make it big.


Jack White



The dude is a workaholic, but not the kind that shuffles half asleep into the office and puts together shitty work. He delivers every time. Accomplishments of 2009: The Dead Weather, a phenomenal album, and the rockumentary, It Might Get Loud.

Jonathan Rhy-Meyer


Nobody plays King Henry VIII like this mother fucker.

Bill Clinton



Charismatic. Diplomatic. Peace negotiator. The former prez is still mad sexy in sixties.