Shame on ABC Family for remaking 10 Things I Hate about You

How dare ABC Family try to remake 10 Things I Hate about You into a tv show! Don’t make Heath Ledger spin in his grave! This was the first film where we all fell in love with him. Remember Ledger's "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" scene?

I saw a commercial of the blasphemy today during Gilmore Girls (which is the best show ever) and I almost threw my tater tots at the screen. ABC Family is going to destroy one of the best teeny bopper films of our time. (Well, for those of us who graduated from high school between the years: 1993-2001). The angst! The teenage love! The sex! Ok. There wasn’t any sex, but it’s not like we all did not imagine Heath Ledger in some director’s cut scenes in our minds.

You can never ever replace Heath, so don’t even try. The rest of the cast also perfectly embodied their roles; they should just leave this film of teeny bopper magic alone. ABC Family, the creators, the actors, and even the caterers should publicly announce their apologies to Heath Ledger, Julie Stiles, Josh Gordon-Levitt, Larissa Oleynik, and anyone remotely involved in the making of the 1999 original film.

The references to the Taming of the Shrew will surely be lost! There will be no Shakespeare. It will be replaced by Seventh Heaven type nonsense.

Remember when Clueless was turned into a tv series? The shame! Not once did the tv show reference Jane Austen's Emma.

Can't we bring today's youth anything good? All they have is High School Musical and that Hannah brat. Poor kids.

Kate Moss Was Done an Injustice

Kate Moss came in dead last in Glamour’s Top 50 Glamorous Women. Are you goddamn kidding?

This is the woman that ushered in heroin chic in the 90’s.

This is the woman that wore skinny jeans before anyone else did and started a skinny jean revolution when skinny jeans, in all honesty, should only be worn by a select few women (and I’m not one of them).

This is the woman that bumped her waif parts all over Johnny Depp and then said, “Nah. I’m good.” Only to drive him to find a woman to bear his children that kinda sorta looks like Kate. Depp has even been quoted saying that he felt he wasn't good enough for her. Damn.

This woman is the fashion icon of the century.

Let me say this again.

This woman is the fashion icon of the century.

Unlike most of the other glamorous women on Glamour’s List, Kate does not have a stylist. Whatever she’s wearing, she thought of it herself.

She has photographers camping outside of her house just to get a shot her outfit. Her look is put together without looking put together.

If you are sitting there thinking to yourself, that you have never heard of Kate Moss as a leading fashionista then you probably agreed with Glamour’s ranking. I love Kate Winslet, Michelle Obama, and the others noted on the list, but seriously: Kate Moss as dead last?

This chick decides to wear gladiator sandals, bed head, black blazers, or leopard prints and then it becomes the trend of the season. Most of the trendy shit you have ever worn is because some time ago the idea popped in little Kate’s head and then all of a sudden leggings, Minnetonka moccasin boots, Uggs, or ballet flats became the absolute chic must-have. She is solely behind a number of trends. I kid you not. Google it. Wikipedia that shit. It's true.

She was done an injustice!

Oh, Hell No!

Lady GaGa was recently quoted saying that she wants to have a foursome with the Jonas Brothers.

"I love the Jonas Brothers, they're very talented, I met them once, I'd like to have a foursome with them."

Shut your pie hole, Ms. GaGa. That is so six months ago! I’ve been saying that for- like- ever!

I think that it is hilarious and a little telling of how gender rules work in our society. It’s okay for old chicks, like Gaga face and me, to slobber over young boys (the youngest Jonas is 16), but how inappropriate for a man to openly admit he’d nail another Disney prostitot (Cyrus, Gomez… Why do I know these little kids names?!)

In any case, being the cougar in training that I am, I can’t help but laugh. I mean, those boys are purty. I actually tried to watch their Disney show; I wanted to shoot myself in the head so I put it on mute. It’s actually really fantastic entertainment that way. The Jonas boys batting their eyelashes in their well put together little outfits with their perfectly waxed eyebrows and flawless hair. It was precious.

Oh. And they are ridiculous with their purity rings. Sure. They are virgins. Ya. Okay. Me, too!

The picture above includes another Disney starlet, Zac Efron. So pretty.

Good job, Disney! Keep churning out more beautiful bitches.