My boy companion and I watched some quality television programming last night, TMZ. They were showing some footage of Jessica Alba walking her dog or something.
He turned to me in a confessional voice and said, “Even if I was married, if I had a chance, I’d have sex with Jessica Alba.”
I turned to him and said with an even graver, sterner voice, “That’s it? Just her? My list is like 35 people.”
Needless to say, the convo ended abruptly right there. I recall he looked at me like I was crazy. Maybe I am. I suspect that other girls… -Girls not easily enchanted by good looking men might have been aghast at his statement or even report maybe one or two people on their “ultimate list.” Not me. I’m not a normal girl.
And here is my list of 35 top guys worth risking a marriage for.
- Keanu Reeves
- Jack White
- Adrien Brody
- Christian Bale
- Joaquin Phoenix
- Paul Walker
- George Clooney
- Zac Efron
- John Mayer
- David Beckham
- A certain Charleston musician
- Kal Penn (Kumar)
- Rob Marciano (the best meteorologist in the universe)
- Jason Schwartzman
- Robert Schwartzman (lead singer of Rooney and brother of #14)
- Owen and Luke Wilson
- Nico Stai (musician from LA)
- Billy Joe
- Brandon Flowers
- Gavin Rossdale
- Vince Vaughn
- Matt Damon
- Adrien Grenier
- Bill Clinton
- A certain artist based in the SF Bay
- Cristiano Ronaldo
- The Jonas Brothers
- Shia LaBeaouf
- Rob Pattison
- Jimmy Fallon
- James McAvoy
- Ewan McGregor
- Hayden Christiansen
- Topher Grace
- Danny Masterson
I suggest writing out your own ultimate lists and present them to your significant others. My only suggestion is to maybe leave out actual people you know. Like if you have a hankering for your man’s best friend, go ahead and keep that to yourself.
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