Sunday, September 20, 2009

Get over Yourself. You're not that Special.

Part 2: She's not a psycho bitch. She just really likes you.

I grew up with an older brother and have always felt more comfortable with boys. I have more guy friends than girl friends. Some have said that I'm like a gay guy stuck in a chick's body. Awesome. Well put. I couldn’t have better summed up my personality myself.

In our special bonding "guy time" playing video games, getting drunk, going to strip clubs, and watching porn, I have heard a fair share of stories about crazy psycho bitches.

There is something that you guys don't realize. She's not a psycho bitch. She just really likes you.

Take the same behavior of some crazy psycho bitch in your life. Now, imagine some incredibly hot chick that you want to marry, is doing the same psycho shit. It isn't so psycho anymore, is it? Nope. Now, that crazy psycho shit is cute.

Don't get me wrong. There are real bona fide crazy psycho bitches out there. The ones that boil your pet bunny or get knocked up to trap you. They are out there, boys. So beware! But I'm talking about the girls that like you, but you don't like them. But they continue to do things as if you did like them.

When a chick you like calls you or texts you periodically throughout the day, you love that shit. You eat that shit up, but when a chick you don't like texts you once in 7 days, she is stalking you! She won't get off your back. You are irritated at this psycho bitch that won’t give you space.

And do you blame girls? Take it easy on them. Remember, most girls (98% of the population) don't have sex to have sex. They have sex to feel close to someone... anyone. And when you fuck them and plan to never speak to them again, even if it was just one time, even if you don't even know her last name, even if you plan on leaving the country two hours after the lay, she will feel hurt. She will want an explanation. She will be outright devastated, crying to her girlfriends, "What does it all mean?"

So remember this, dudes, when you are out and about in the dating world: Is a quick and easy lay worth it? (Most importantly, keep in mind that 98% of the time, there is no such thing as a quick and easy lay to begin with.)

And for chicks: stop having sex with dudes that don't give you a commitment beforehand, if what you want is a commitment.

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