There should be a farm where we send beautiful people who spew ridiculous bullshit out of their pretty little mouths. We would allow them time off the farm for good behavior, to act in movies, and “conjugal” visits, but then we would return these precious creatures back to the farm where they may run their retarded mouths with abandon. That way we wouldn’t have to actually talk to them and be exposed to their idiocy that only dissuades us from wanting to nail them.
Megan Fox would be the first trick on the farm.
Another fabulous quote from this ho: “It pisses me off when people complain that I’m too beautiful to get a part. That’s bullshit. And if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”
If she wasn’t such a dumbass trick she would have realized that this is what casting directors say to be nice because she can’t act. She has less acting ability than the annoying mannequins in the Old Navy commercials.
Megan needs to know: Don’t get such a big head about your beauty because no matter how hot a girl is, some guy (audience in this case) somewhere is tired of fucking her.
(This adage also goes for hot dudes, too. Trust me.)
Funny thing is Megan Fox came in second this year to Olivia Wilde on Maxim’s Hot 100 List. Ouch.
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