Saturday, June 6, 2009

Kate Moss Was Done an Injustice



Kate Moss came in dead last in Glamour’s Top 50 Glamorous Women. Are you goddamn kidding?

This is the woman that ushered in heroin chic in the 90’s.

This is the woman that wore skinny jeans before anyone else did and started a skinny jean revolution when skinny jeans, in all honesty, should only be worn by a select few women (and I’m not one of them).

This is the woman that bumped her waif parts all over Johnny Depp and then said, “Nah. I’m good.” Only to drive him to find a woman to bear his children that kinda sorta looks like Kate. Depp has even been quoted saying that he felt he wasn't good enough for her. Damn.

This woman is the fashion icon of the century.

Let me say this again.

This woman is the fashion icon of the century.

Unlike most of the other glamorous women on Glamour’s List, Kate does not have a stylist. Whatever she’s wearing, she thought of it herself.

She has photographers camping outside of her house just to get a shot her outfit. Her look is put together without looking put together.

If you are sitting there thinking to yourself, that you have never heard of Kate Moss as a leading fashionista then you probably agreed with Glamour’s ranking. I love Kate Winslet, Michelle Obama, and the others noted on the list, but seriously: Kate Moss as dead last?

This chick decides to wear gladiator sandals, bed head, black blazers, or leopard prints and then it becomes the trend of the season. Most of the trendy shit you have ever worn is because some time ago the idea popped in little Kate’s head and then all of a sudden leggings, Minnetonka moccasin boots, Uggs, or ballet flats became the absolute chic must-have. She is solely behind a number of trends. I kid you not. Google it. Wikipedia that shit. It's true.

She was done an injustice!

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