James Franco

Why? For going on General Hospital for the fuck of it, working towards his MFA in writing, and putting on a kick ass Christmas show on SNL. –The sexiest episode of the year.
Aziz Ansari
He is hilarious, absolutely adorable, and inspiration for all brown kids that grew up in the Deep South that one day despite what we were told growing up in this area, we, too, can make it big.
Jack White
The dude is a workaholic, but not the kind that shuffles half asleep into the office and puts together shitty work. He delivers every time. Accomplishments of 2009: The Dead Weather, a phenomenal album, and the rockumentary, It Might Get Loud.
Jonathan Rhy-Meyer

Nobody plays King Henry VIII like this mother fucker.
Bill Clinton

Charismatic. Diplomatic. Peace negotiator. The former prez is still mad sexy in sixties.